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dropdeadesu:

my sister and i were talking about dog breeds, and we got on the subject of how its unfair for people who haven’t raised dogs before to just generalize ‘oh well ____ dog breed is aggressive no matter what you do’

and she went on this little tangent of ‘if you train a shepherd to be mean, it’ll be…




Video Post Fri, Aug. 15, 2014 130,608 notes

cosima-niehaus:

fulloffeels:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sixpenceee:

Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures

Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:

THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS: 

Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)

.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.

This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment. 

OUR FAT CELLS

We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones. 

In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down. 

Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth. 

WALKING ON TWO LEGS

So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.

One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.

The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method. 

BREATHING

We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.

OTHER DIFFERENCES

Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however. 

Okay anyway I hope you learned something. 

Here’s a source and where you can find more information: X

For more interesting posts like this, go here: X

So. Basically. We were FUCKING MERMAIDS. Damn.

I mainly want to believe this is correct so I can be descended from mermaids

Also! we’re pruny. we have a better grip on submerged objects when our fingertips are pruny. ah wow theories,

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Video Post Fri, Aug. 15, 2014 158,430 notes

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

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Photo Post Mon, Aug. 11, 2014 50,823 notes

indianajoel89:

Goodbye, my friend. 
RIP Robin Williams

indianajoel89:

Goodbye, my friend.
RIP Robin Williams

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Photo Post Mon, Aug. 11, 2014 91,588 notes

theasexualityblog:


“You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."  - Robin Williams [July 29th 1951 - August 11th 2014]

Not Ace, but he was too good not to honor. R.I.P Robin. May your pain be finally at an end.

theasexualityblog:

You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."
Robin Williams
[July 29th 1951 - August 11th 2014]

Not Ace, but he was too good not to honor. R.I.P Robin. May your pain be finally at an end.

(Source: peterhale, via pokemon-master-joker)




Chat Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 107 notes
  • sister: what sort of car does jesus drive
  • sisters friend: what
  • sister: a chrysler
  • me: i hate chryslers
  • sisters friend: i hate jesus



Text Post Tue, Jul. 01, 2014 203,249 notes

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 01, 2014 311,184 notes

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

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Video Post Thu, Jun. 26, 2014 8,613 notes

"We [the cast of ‘Teen Wolf’] are goofy kids. We’re unprofessional. We’re funny. We’re smart, clever and sexy and beautiful. I’m just talking about myself. I’m not talking about the rest of the cast."

(Source: tylerdylans, via lucyvixenxoxo)




Text Post Wed, Jun. 25, 2014 25,642 notes

cccale:

"How do you two know each other?"

*makes up ridiculous lie to not have to say you met on the Internet*

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