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Text Post Tue, Jul. 01, 2014 169,239 notes


attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 01, 2014 296,079 notes



man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

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Video Post Thu, Jun. 26, 2014 8,556 notes

"We [the cast of ‘Teen Wolf’] are goofy kids. We’re unprofessional. We’re funny. We’re smart, clever and sexy and beautiful. I’m just talking about myself. I’m not talking about the rest of the cast."

(Source: tylerdylans, via lucyvixenxoxo)

Text Post Wed, Jun. 25, 2014 24,855 notes


"How do you two know each other?"

*makes up ridiculous lie to not have to say you met on the Internet*

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Video Post Wed, Jun. 25, 2014 40,496 notes


Norway; 2014 | by Atle Rønningen

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Video Post Tue, Jun. 24, 2014 382,319 notes

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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Video Post Tue, Jun. 24, 2014 275,901 notes



this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

how fucking metal is this. you’re hatching dinosaurs which YOU EAT 

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Photo Post Tue, Jun. 24, 2014 46,722 notes




this this and this




this this and this

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Video Post Tue, Jun. 24, 2014 418,249 notes


The last picture is the face of fear.

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Text Post Fri, Jun. 20, 2014 168,306 notes



a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

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