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Chat Post Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 104 notes
  • sister: what sort of car does jesus drive
  • sisters friend: what
  • sister: a chrysler
  • me: i hate chryslers
  • sisters friend: i hate jesus



Text Post Tue, Jul. 01, 2014 178,026 notes

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)






Text Post Tue, Jul. 01, 2014 297,525 notes

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial, via isthat-aunicorn-or-anarwhal)






Video Post Thu, Jun. 26, 2014 8,556 notes

"We [the cast of ‘Teen Wolf’] are goofy kids. We’re unprofessional. We’re funny. We’re smart, clever and sexy and beautiful. I’m just talking about myself. I’m not talking about the rest of the cast."

(Source: tylerdylans, via lucyvixenxoxo)




Text Post Wed, Jun. 25, 2014 25,044 notes

cccale:

"How do you two know each other?"

*makes up ridiculous lie to not have to say you met on the Internet*

(via theladyjai)






Video Post Wed, Jun. 25, 2014 42,961 notes

foxmouth:

Norway; 2014 | by Atle Rønningen

(via theladyjai)




Video Post Tue, Jun. 24, 2014 392,028 notes

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher, via theladyjai)




Video Post Tue, Jun. 24, 2014 287,828 notes

croctor:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

how fucking metal is this. you’re hatching dinosaurs which YOU EAT 

(via theladyjai)




Photo Post Tue, Jun. 24, 2014 46,722 notes

afraidof-reality:

manda:

this.

this this and this

afraidof-reality:

manda:

this.

this this and this

(Source: unrealendings, via lucyvixenxoxo)




Video Post Tue, Jun. 24, 2014 419,869 notes

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

(Source: averagebritishteenager, via lucyvixenxoxo)



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